Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Orang Sulu lari sampai klinik aku.

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Betul ke orang Sulu tak semuanya jahat? Well, aku x berani nak komen ape sebab aku tak pernah baik ngan dorang. Lagi pulak aku bukan pernah jejakkan kaki kat Sabah. Cuma yang aku tau, tentera kita masih ditugaskan untuk berkawal di kawasan perairan Sabah sebab masih ada pemberontak Sulu ni.

So, sape yang kata tentera tak buat keje tu tolong kerat lidah sendiri. Cakap pandai.. Cube letak ko kat sana, maunye sebaldi pun tak cukup tadah air mata ko sekarang ni. Ada bran?

Serius bangat...

Meh layan lawak sikit..

Minggu lepas ada Orang Sulu sesat kat Semenanjung. Tup..tup jumpa aku pulak tu.

Ape kes?

Heheh..patient aku sebenarnya.

Aku: Awak demam panas ni. Kerja ke rini?
Patient: Kerja, Dr.

Aku: Okeylah tak payah pergi kerja. Saya bagi MC harini & esok. Ehhh...nama awak ni... Awak orang mana?
Patient: Sabah.

Aku: Awak kaum ape?
Patient: Sulu.

Aku: Aaa-pe? Sulu yang jahat tu ke?
Patient: Bukan semua orang Sulu jahat,Dr.

Aku: Oyeke? Sorry, terperanjat saya tadi.

Erkkk..
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61 comments:

  1. Sayidah NapisahFebruary 17, 2015 at 1:02 AM

    haha sempat lagi tanya sulu tu yg jahat ke. hehe

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  2. Lya Akif ImtiyazFebruary 17, 2015 at 1:24 AM

    Hahahahaha lawak tul shikin nie..

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  3. Tunsha AyunieFebruary 17, 2015 at 2:00 AM

    Hahhaha apa la kak.... tapi memang la kan... kalau kita tak tahu jadi takut jugak.....

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  4. Hanis AmaninaFebruary 17, 2015 at 2:33 AM

    wahaha, tenang betul dia jawab.

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  5. Farrah MFFebruary 17, 2015 at 4:29 AM

    Hikhikhik soalanyg spontan terpacul keluar tu kelakar :)

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    1. zarul farhanaFebruary 17, 2015 at 10:39 PM

      ye la ka ...secara spotan keluar kalau sebut sulu

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    2. luna parisFebruary 22, 2015 at 12:24 PM

      terbayang mate dr shokin terjembul klua time time soklan tu kehkehkeh..

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  6. dorsett pinkFebruary 17, 2015 at 4:51 AM

    Laaa.. doc, sentap terus orang sulu tu dikatakan jahat.. huhu.. bukan semua orang sulu jahat.. hahaha

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  7. Tinta Farah DFebruary 17, 2015 at 7:24 AM

    laju je doktor tanya ya, heheee

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  8. Syahida YepFebruary 17, 2015 at 8:20 AM

    hahaha kesian org tu, spontan je Dr kuar skrip tu ye :p
    bukan semua org sulu jahat. Setuju. org jahat x kira bangsa, kaum,agama, warna kulit. mana2 pun ada yg jahat. sama juga dgn orang baik :)

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  9. UnknownFebruary 17, 2015 at 8:28 AM

    Hehe. Mungkin dia dah biasa dgn soalan camtu so dia steady :)

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  10. Inani HazwaniFebruary 17, 2015 at 9:06 AM

    hahahah. lawaklahh akak :)

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  11. izzeydaFebruary 17, 2015 at 9:20 AM

    soalan shikin, boleh menyentapkan hati orang sulu jer.. hehehe..

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  12. SalbiahMFebruary 17, 2015 at 9:23 AM

    hahaha...nasib baik dia sakit, tak kuasa nak argue ngan doktor.kang tak dapat MC plak..hehe

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  13. milaFebruary 17, 2015 at 9:34 AM

    hehe spontan ke Dr ckp mcm tu? kecik ati dia.ahaks

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  14. dokterFarynFebruary 17, 2015 at 11:25 AM

    hahaha. boleh eh camtu? buatnya dia jawab "aah yang jahat tu" mana nak lari tuuu? ahahhahha

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  15. Cik AshFebruary 17, 2015 at 11:28 AM

    Hahahaha boleh masuk super spontan ni

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  16. Cik MimieFebruary 17, 2015 at 11:37 AM

    Hehehe...nasib baik org sulu yg baik..kalau yg jahat tadi..heee

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  17. arysha_fayyadhFebruary 17, 2015 at 11:57 AM

    Assalan nazeck,
    hokeyh iols dah lost kejap ni
    orang sulu jahat ek????
    jakun jap :)

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  18. Sayidah NapisahFebruary 17, 2015 at 12:40 PM

    akak ditag disini http://memburucintamu.blogspot.com/2015/02/mini-ga-by-nina-anies.html :)

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  19. HasifFebruary 17, 2015 at 12:42 PM

    Salam saya dh jawab pertanyaan cik diblog saya link dia dibawah nie..

    Bagaimana Cara Blog Masuk Ke Search Engine

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  20. Qaseh AbadiFebruary 17, 2015 at 12:53 PM

    huh, nasih yg baik.. ingat Akak jumpa yg jahat tadi

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    1. Scdha Sein (SS)February 18, 2015 at 1:57 PM

      Kalu jahat kat dahi dia ada tulis 'jahat'... He He He...

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  21. azmanFebruary 17, 2015 at 1:00 PM

    orang jahat tak kira bangsa.. hehehehe..

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  22. JRFebruary 17, 2015 at 1:35 PM

    Kesian kat dia dikatakan jahat, hehehehe...

    Seperti Melayu jugalah, ada orang Cina sampai sekarang berpendapat Melayu adalah bangsa yang malas, kurang berusaha dan suka meminta-minta. Kalau saya sebagai patient tiba-tiba berjumpa doktor Cina yang berkata," Oooo jadi lu olang Melayu yang malas tu ka...?" tentu mata saya akan terbeliak. Tapi bagi bangsa Sulu yg sudah biasa ditindas oleh penjajah Kristian di negaranya (Filipina), mereka pasti sudah sebati dengan berbagai penghinaan terhadap mereka oleh pemerintah Kristian dan orang-orang lain yang terlupa kewujudan mereka...

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  23. hasliynda umairah beautyFebruary 17, 2015 at 4:11 PM

    hehe...cian dia kan

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  24. lynmunirFebruary 17, 2015 at 4:40 PM

    Don't judge the book by its cover kan ?

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  25. Nurul ShahiraFebruary 17, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    Betul tu doc. Bukan semua org sulu jahat. Sy bertugas di sabah, dan ade student sy yg berbangsa sulu. Kalau jumpe yg jht nanti, errr, entahlah. Nak buat ape ye?

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  26. Sweet red cherryFebruary 17, 2015 at 7:47 PM

    haha..ayat dr shikin tu spontan sangat ^_^

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  27. Sweet red cherryFebruary 17, 2015 at 7:50 PM

    tapi betul tu dr shikin..x semua orang sulu tu jahat..tulah kan, akibat nila setitik..rosak susu sebelanga..

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  28. UnknownFebruary 17, 2015 at 9:05 PM

    basib baik org tu cool jer ... heh heh heh

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  29. zarul farhanaFebruary 17, 2015 at 10:40 PM

    xpernah lagi jumpa org kaum Sulu ni

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  30. Cik FafaFebruary 18, 2015 at 1:14 AM

    Haha. sapa yg jahat ni? Hehehe. Just kidding na Dr. ^^

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  31. UnknownFebruary 18, 2015 at 2:12 AM

    Mujur dia jawab dengan baik Shikin.. hehehe..

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  32. Time TravellerFebruary 18, 2015 at 7:20 AM

    Kesian patient tu dari sakit terus hilang sakit dia sbb kene terjah dgn doktor.. Hahahaa.. :D

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  33. Nina MadsFebruary 18, 2015 at 8:22 AM

    Hahaha... tanjat boboy

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  34. ShamFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:16 AM

    Salam doc...sy dulu ms belajar ada kawan budak sulu...mmg 'nakal' skt tp semangat setiakawan dia sgt2 tnggi...

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  35. UnknownFebruary 18, 2015 at 10:28 AM

    nasib baik orang sulu tu open je dr tanya mcm tu...hehehh

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  36. Najib Ariyan Ali BashaFebruary 18, 2015 at 11:05 AM

    Hamboi Doc... soklah bestnya... di Sabah pun ada kaum Sulu jugak lebih kurang macam orang melayu kat Singapore lah... ada lah tempias nya jugak... diorang ni ramai kat area Tawau... tu agaknya yg berhijrah ke Semenanjung... yg tu okay tu... betul dia cakap tak semua Sulu jahat... sebahagian kecik jer yg suka main perang2 nih

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    1. luna parisFebruary 22, 2015 at 12:27 PM

      camtu najib tolong kurung dorang nih.. bagi ceramah sket tentang ketenteraman awam.. hehehe...

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  37. Scdha Sein (SS)February 18, 2015 at 1:55 PM

    Soalan gagah perkasa tahap berani mati... "Aku: Aaa-pe? Sulu yang jahat tu ke?"...

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    1. luna parisFebruary 22, 2015 at 12:27 PM

      time tu dr shikin mmg dah sedie tombak tepi die.. tu yang gagah tanye... hehehe =p

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  38. Syafiq SpeckiFebruary 18, 2015 at 2:25 PM

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  39. Maria FirdzFebruary 18, 2015 at 2:54 PM

    ye lah... tak semuanya jahat..

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  40. aizamia3February 18, 2015 at 3:54 PM

    Straight to the point Dr. tanya kat patient tu.. huhuhu.. nasib baik dia tak cepat sentap..

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  41. kakitravelkhairuddin.blogspot.comFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:55 PM

    nice sharing

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  42. UnknownFebruary 19, 2015 at 7:24 AM

    Hihi...lawak la doktor...kiki

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  43. Dunia ZumalFebruary 19, 2015 at 11:57 AM

    Berani yer Dr tanya soalan cepu emas dekat orang Sulu tu...

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  44. Siti ShariniFebruary 20, 2015 at 12:25 AM

    ha ha adoiiii nasib baiklah Sulu yang tak jahat..kalau yg jahat pastu ko gi tanya pulak gitu adoiiii bahyerrr bahyerr

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  45. UnknownFebruary 20, 2015 at 12:00 PM

    huhuh.....slamberr je akak tanya terus..hehe

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  46. Asha LyaFebruary 20, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    Hhaha klau dgr nama sulu memg takut haha, kat prairan semporna ni memg msh d kawal

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  47. Cik nadyaFebruary 20, 2015 at 6:54 PM

    hahahaha akak tanya ke? lol.

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  48. OKjeFebruary 21, 2015 at 7:52 AM

    Awak ni pun Nazeck, beralaslah sikit nak tuduh orang jahat pun hihi.....Nasib dia sporting.
    Demam pulak tu, tak larat dia nak melawan hihi

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  49. Zafirah KamaFebruary 22, 2015 at 9:24 AM

    hahahaha... amboiii.. straight to the face sangat tu kak.... adeh ~

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  50. luna parisFebruary 22, 2015 at 12:22 PM

    haaaa kau... direct je dr bagi kat die! heheheh...

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  51. Nurhaziq Abdul HafizFebruary 22, 2015 at 5:29 PM

    Doktor memang terbaik!!! hahaha..berani doktor sebut depan dia orang Sulu tu jahat. hahaha. part akhir tu memang lawak.

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  52. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2015 at 3:37 AM

    ahahaha kalau dia jawab
    'a ah yang jahat tu lah..'

    doc please jangan bagi dia MC hahaa.. gurau saja eh ehehe

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  53. dear aniesFebruary 24, 2015 at 10:49 AM

    Hahahahah ni mesti tingat kes kt sabah ni...

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