Laugh is the best medicine.

Have u ever heard that laugh is the best medicine?

Penah kan?

 

 

Here are some jokes that I read from the Reader's Digest:

[1]
I was really impressed when I heard my 70-year-old friend call his wife names like

'sweet' & 'honey'.

When I was alone with him, I told him so.

He replied,

" I forgot her name years ago, and I've been so scared to ask her. "

[2]
" I think my goldfish has seizures, " a man tells the veterinarian.
" He seems fine now, " says the vet.
" Now, sure. But just wait till I take him out of the bowl. "

[3]
Lawyer : I will take 1 million Dollars for settling your divorce.
Husband : Are u mad?
The priest took just 100 dollars for conducting the marriage !
Lawyer : Well, we can see the result of such a cheap arrangement.

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Pengalaman Puasa Ramadhan paling best :

 

Rasenye ramai je yang ada pengalaman cam aku kot..

Mase tu kecik lagi ..umo 8 tawun. Means in Standard 2 lah, kan?

Aku ni dah pulak kerempeng (korang paham ke word tu?)

Kerempeng a.k.a cikeding (panggilan ayah kat aku mase kecik2. Ayah panggil adik aku, Dewi -> mentot. Haha..klakar betul panggilan ayah)

Aku tak berapa suka sangat main kat luar rumah.

Mak mase tu muda lagi ..so, petang2 mak join kawan2 sembang kat luar - sebelum mak nak start masak. Bagi can lah kat mak, kan..sian die tiap hari penat pikir nak masak ape untuk juadah buka pose.

Then, aku dari kecik sampai dah anak 3 ni memang tak pernah tinggal sahur.

Kalau tak..memang aku melepek arr jawabnye.

Tapi, 1 hari tu, eventhough aku dah sahur tapi aku still penat ..kemain penat.

So, aku cakap kat mak nak mandi dululah.

Dok dalam bilik air dah pulak lame.

Dari luar dengar mak bising, "Lame2 dalam bilik air tu karang batal pulak puasa!"

Sebenarnye...

Memang dah batal pun !!

Sebab ape?

Sebab aku tadah hos paip getah & minum air . Glup !

Haaa..segar rasenye.

Lepas tu, rase bersalah menghantui diri.

Time bukak pose, aku pretend pose macam biasa.

Tapi, dalam hati punyelah cuak sebab menipu pose kunun.

Aku tak cakap pun ttg hal tu sampai beberapa tawun baru aku pecahkan rahsia sendiri. Haha!

Mak gelak je - "Hishh, buat malu muka sendiri je aku ni!!"